The Bidet*...
Here we present that great enigma (to most Americans) of the plumbing world. First, let us say that not all bidets spray. Some gurgle; some flow; some spit; some swirl; some just fizzle. No reason for getting all steamed up about the roblem. No cause for puzzlement or frustration. Let your American resourcefulness come to the fore. To bidet or not to bidet and the hell with it. Permit us here to offer some unique but practical suggestions on the following pages...
The Footsie