The Turkish Delight...
is not confined to the Near East. A simplified form of plumbing... simplified for the plumber, that is. Originated during the time of the Ottoman Empire and probably responsible for
the fall of it. Your comments including standing ovations are, shall we say, anticipated but not solicited.
The Straight Jacket...
Here you have a real stall shower even though half the size of a telephone booth. The water plays where it may, but your big problem is how to retrieve the elusive soap from the shower floor. Something like diving for a dime in a jam-packed elevator. Houdini could have done it... why not you?