The Mystery of The Missing Miss...
You may wangle a bath in certain continental homes but be prepared for anything including an exploding gaz heater. The high tub should be vaulted from a footstool. Having settled therein, you may find that it narrows to a point at the bottom despite the fact that you don't. If you can't pry yourself out in due course, you could be listed as a missing person.
Happy Acres...
In this outsize bath we have not so much a puzzle in plumbing as a problem in reaching the desired objective in the cavernous interior. Its size makes that a matter of some consequence. Close at hand is the Hollywood Bowl... resembling that California colossus of culture with respect to its impressive size. For a close view of yourself in the mirror: field glasses. Acres and acres here... and they're all yours.
Le Standby, At Journey's End...
Our old friends again...remember? Found now amid these gracious surroundings, LE STAND-BY has obviously arrived. A life of service finds its reward in decor-cms retirement. N'est-ce-pas?